The Bort

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The name of the forum on the official Umphrey's McGee fan site

"There are some sarcastic Umphreaks on the bort"

The Bort by mike ignagni June 15, 2008

Words you can keep

Pormped in the bort

The future past perfect tense of pumped in the butt.

By tomorrow you will have had been pormped in the bort.

Pormped in the bort by EgonD October 10, 2010

The Bortnik Effect

When someone is so utterly awesome and cultured and refined in the most west coast hipster kind of way that you can't help wanting to Facebook stalk him/her until ya'll are besties, possibly more....

He is so fucking extra, He is having The Bortnik Effect on me, it's fucking spiritual!

The Bortnik Effect by B-Radical31882 May 9, 2018

The bortolussi

The bortolussi is a fun new device invented by a man named Chris defer. The bortolussi is a portable wind tunnel showing how aerodynamic an object is.

I used the bortolussi today to see how aerodynamic Michael’s hair is.

The bortolussi by MarcusGolf99 March 31, 2025

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Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026