The Bort 

The name of the forum on the official Umphrey's McGee fan site

"There are some sarcastic Umphreaks on the bort"

The Bort by mike ignagni June 15, 2008

Pormped in the bort 

The future past perfect tense of pumped in the butt.

By tomorrow you will have had been pormped in the bort.

Pormped in the bort by EgonD October 10, 2010

The Bortnik Effect 

When someone is so utterly awesome and cultured and refined in the most west coast hipster kind of way that you can't help wanting to Facebook stalk him/her until ya'll are besties, possibly more....

He is so fucking extra, He is having The Bortnik Effect on me, it's fucking spiritual!

The Bortnik Effect by B-Radical31882 May 9, 2018

The bortolussi

The bortolussi is a fun new device invented by a man named Chris defer. The bortolussi is a portable wind tunnel showing how aerodynamic an object is.

I used the bortolussi today to see how aerodynamic Michael’s hair is.

The bortolussi by MarcusGolf99 March 31, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose RObles Apologizes For Borthering THe Detective comic's Character Called "'Poison'"<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose RObles Apologizes For Borthering THe Detective comic's Character Called "'Poison'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose RObles Apologizes For Borthering THe Detective comic's Character Called "'Poison'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose RObles Apologizes For Borthering THe Detective comic's Character Called "'Poison'"<.7.9.7.6.> by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 17, 2025