Bort! Bort! Bort! 

On the old "Muppet Show", this was the final phrase sung by the Swedish Chef during his opening jingle.

It has been re-used to mean "testing" in computer geek circles.

Subject: I'm testing this email!

Body: BORT! BORT! BORT!

Bort! Bort! Bort! by DiscontentedCookie April 10, 2008

Bort 

A massively popular first name, likely a variant of "Bart." Its popularity is so great that "Bort" merchandise frequently sells out in gift shops.

"We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates."

Small child: "Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate."
Mother: "No, come along Bort."
Man: "Are you talking to me?"
Mother: "No, my son is also named Bort."

Bort by penguinboy561 October 30, 2011

hot bort 

n. - an ejaculent in the pants
v. - to bust a nut in your pants, generally used to refer to a premature ejaculation.

Murky's pants were laden with hot bort shortly after he got an erection.

As soon as Jack saw Katie he hot-borted in his jorts.

hot bort by bocetta June 16, 2011

bort sampson 

to define a reproduced product of inferior quality where the product is misrepresented as the real deal. Often sold on Ebay

I thought I was buying the Terminator Trilogy. What the hell is this ' Termanotor'. Its Bort Sampson all over again

bort sampson by Jack Flasher July 7, 2005

Bort 

A popular name according novelty license plate makers in the Simpsons' world.

Appears in The Simpsons episode, "Itchy & Scratchy Land"

No, my son is also name Bort

Bort by SnowballIII July 1, 2011

Sp'bort 

verb. The act of Frenching someone so hard that you lick their tonsils.

Greg: I heard your girlfriend's in the hospital. What happened, dude?
Harry: I did the ol' sp'bort with her yesterday!
Greg: Poggies dude! Up top!

Sp'bort by The_Fruggle_Bunny October 29, 2021

The Bort 

The name of the forum on the official Umphrey's McGee fan site

"There are some sarcastic Umphreaks on the bort"

The Bort by mike ignagni June 15, 2008