Bootymatized

When u have sex with a big booty girl and the man can't think about anything but that booty during work, play and sleep....it interferes in daily activities no matter if the female is a bitch.

Dam dog she got me all bootymatized and shit

Bootymatized by bOOty Liz~cious February 20, 2009

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bootytized

When the booty is so good you can't stop looking

Justin was bootytized at Stephanie's ass

bootytized by Ginger66 January 15, 2017

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Boobmatized

Hypnotized by boobs.

Coined by "Shorties Watching Shorties", Season 1, Episode 1.

I love boobs, I don't know what it is but I can't take my eyes off them, you know, it's like I'm hypnotized by boobs; I'm boobmatized!

Boobmatized by justiferous July 28, 2010

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bootymatize (boo-tee-mah-tyze)

/adverb/noun/person, place, or thing/1. SOOOOOOOOO much booty you just can't control your penis/vagina(lesbians). 2. A NICE PLUMP AND JUICEY ASS THAT HAS THE POWER TO PERFORM BOOTYNOSIS(A form of hypnosis thats performed by having a BIG ASS!!!).

I was bootymatize when I first saw that big ol' booty Vivica Fox carries around with her, "What in BLUE JESUS was that thing?" Baby got Back".

bootymatize (boo-tee-mah-tyze) by Pimpology 101 September 3, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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