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Bobby Carrot 

A "bobby carrot" is the act of inserting a carrot up the rectum and convincing others you can see perfectly in the dark.
Wait, I can see. I've been bobby carrotted by your mum.
Bobby Carrot by granny bukkake December 27, 2007

carrot boobs

when instead of drooping naturally, a pair of breasts point outward more than is reasonably expected. This phenomena indicates that the enitre breast--not just the nips--are pointing, seemingly defying Newtonian physics. Causes remain unknown.
My brother-in-law calls my wife "carrot boobs" because her breasts intermittenly poke out like nubby carrots. I hate that douche canoe.
carrot boobs by carrotboobs1278 December 9, 2008