Boob Choke

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When a woman simultaneously flashes a singular boob and chokes a man.
Same sex boob choking is approved.

I was so angry and horny I had no choice, but to boob choke him.

Boob Choke by Jangus5 October 13, 2010

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Boob choke

When a man simultaneously humps a pussy and chokes the underneath side of a woman's boob.

Guys can boob choke themselves alone, or along with anyone they choose, and sometimes it is much approved.

"She likes it when I boob choke her."
Fred
"Then why are you making me boob choke myself Fred?"
Bobby
"Take your hand out from under your 'Goonie boy titties! I told you to boob choke yourself to stay warm."
Fred
"No I'll keep them here. I know why your wife likes this."
Bobby

Boob choke by BLAndTrevor December 2, 2010

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