boob noob 

a person(usually a young male) who very poorly begins to fondle the female breast. They make very awkward motions and tend to hurt the poor little boobies, the girl then goes and finds someone who knows what they are doing. Usually this is the noobs older brother.

Bekka: "So Hailey how was Kyle last night? *wink*"

Hailey: "Such a boob noob! It was so freakin painful! But don't worry his big brother Mikey made them feel better!"

Bekka: "HAHAHAHAHA! Such a boob noob!"

boob noob by me44 January 3, 2011

Boob Noob 

Someone who is young, old, or middle aged that is blissfully unaware that their boobs are like pinpoints sticking out of their shirts.

Omg! That grandma is such a boob noob!

Boob Noob by Thegirlwhoplayedwithbitches April 22, 2011

boob noob 

a fricken noob, that is a toal boob yeah, in a bee hive WHOOO A BEE HIVE

hey u frickin boob noob, your a noob.

boob noob by Jon Misener September 1, 2008

Boob-Noob

To put it simply, a virgin. Can also be referred to someone who has never touched a woman's breast before.

Kyle: Hey, you know that John's a virgin, right?
Bob: Ha! What a boob-noob.

Boob-Noob by Tex54 July 14, 2009

noob boob 

Small breasts, (telling someone they have noob boobs is an insult)

she has noob boobs
*or noobish boobs

noob boob by Nicholas P. October 16, 2006