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Bonliphobia 

The overwhelming fear or phobia that Bonnie from Five Nights at Freddy’s 4 will run at you at full speed the instant you turn the lights off after using the bathroom in the middle of the night.
“Why’re you so scared to take a piss at 2am?”
“I suffer from severe bonliphobia.”
Bonliphobia by neptunelix October 1, 2023
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Benjiphobia 

A fear of Benji Knoll, a creepy-ass character in the "Queen B" series (App: Choices). His crimes include stalking, harassment and theft. He literally stole the main character's bra, perfume, etc, and he made a SHRINE. This dude is mentally ill.
Sabrina: Oh my god, I just read chapter 9 today, that shrine was so creepy, I think I have benjiphobia.
Amber: I don't even read "Queen B" but after seeing the shrine screenshots, even I have benjiphobia now.
Benjiphobia by choices.esh October 3, 2020

Bonerphobia 

Ever since the molestation ordeal she suffered a bad case of bonerphobia well into her adult years
Bonerphobia by DaddyD-KFC November 9, 2010

Bonophobia 

An intense dislike, loathing and even hatred for U2 frontman Bono, fueled by the well-founded suspicion that he is a fake blowhard pretender always trying to look magnanimous, gracious and giving in all his public activities.
I saw Bono eating a flower salad with Mick Jagger and talking about philanthropy. Since then I hate Bono.
Wow, sounds like you're suffering from Bonophobia.
Bonophobia by kiwi_david July 4, 2011

Home bowlaphobia 

The fear of taking a dump in any place other than a toilet in your home.
JIMMY crapped his pants on the way home from church because the dipshit has home bowlaphobia and he couldn't hold it long enough to get home.

bongaphobia 

Fear of bongs, especially ones with aids.
"Hey Chelsea!"
"What Nicole?"
"Wanna smoke my bong???"
"No! Your bong has aidsssssssssss!!!!"
"&& I have bongaphobia!!!"
OMG!
xD
bongaphobia by Bong fearing one March 19, 2007

bopiphobia

The fear of Bop Its
" I sexually identify as a bop it"
"You're retarded"
"You're bopiphobic"
"WHAT?"
"You have bopiphobia"
bopiphobia by I am a bop it April 3, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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