The act of making something bongoes or more bongoes. Someone who bongifies or bongifies regularly is called a "bongifier". When used in the past tense, it becomes "bongified".
"He really bongified that wholesituation."
"This is bad, I've got to bongify it quickly."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).