Boner Machine 

Someone who pops alot of boners in public

He had a hard-on in Mcdonalds, what a boner machine.

Boner Machine by Je'sus July 2, 2008

Boner Machine 

An attractive woman who can produce boners on an industrial scale.

"Dude, have you seen the new chick?"
"Yeah man. She's a total boner machine."
"Got that right. Gotta go adjust my trousers."

Boner Machine by Whoopdeedo March 29, 2015

douche boner machine 

someone who is a tool or a jock or just a plain old fag.

1.what a douche boner machine.
2. dont be a douche boner machine
3. he is a douche boner machine

douche boner machine by longboards September 19, 2009

Bone Machine 

This 1992 album was Tom Waits' darkest release yet. Full of dark "cyber drama" and vicious guitar strings, he had totally dropped his piano onto the city sidewalk. Here we find Goin' Out West, Murder In The Red Barn, and the delicate suicide story, The Ocean Doesn't Want Me. Waits' voice sounds stepped on and burned out, but the songs are more amazing than ever because of it.

An excerpt from Bone Machine's-
Black Wings

Well they've stopped trying to hold him
With mortar, stone and chain
He broke out of every prison
Well the boots mount the staircase
The door is flung back open
He's not there for he has risen
He's not there for he has risen
Well he once killed a man with a guitar string
He's been seen at the table with kings
Well, he once saved a baby from drowning
There are those who say beneath his coat there are wings

Bone Machine by Frank Rider August 23, 2009

Bone Machine 

A really hot guy

"Look at that bone machine over there..."

Bone Machine by softkitty_2013 May 15, 2016