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boll weevil

A good song by The Presidents Of The United States Of America!
Boll Weevil is a good song!
boll weevil by Svexson September 15, 2003

boll weevil

The nickname of a Democratic senetor from Texas.
The Republicans are better than the Boll Weevils.
boll weevil by Pat Lapiene September 29, 2003

boll weevil

A certain weevil of the boll persuasion which, if it were to spaff a city, would demolish said city.
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boll weevil

Alex the big-cocked Weaver.
Hey, Boll Weevil! Don't spaff a city!
boll weevil by Nate March 10, 2005

Full Boll Weevil 

1. Full Boll Weevil

Losing control of all bodily functions while still remaining conscious as a result of heavy drinking, resulting in puking, pissing, and shitting yourself at the exact same moment in time, but not being able to do anything about it.
"Sheesh, what the hell’s up with Doc? He’s flat on the ground, face-up, and smiling out there in the cold!"
"Oh, man, he just did the Full Boll Weevil after drinking too many Cuba Libres and smoking too much KB."
"Poor SOB needs a shower and a complete change of clothes!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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