Bolaganaga
This urban Celebration is celebrated on August 8th, by the strong and Steve. This holiday is to show appreciation for our beloved pets, especially cats, to keep them from becoming like Bola. People know to sneakily deliver Girfts at the doorstep of their neighbor's houses, includeing; Brownies, Cupcakes, Avocados, Zucchinis, Pears, Baseballs, or even a small Horse.
The Origin Story
The Holiday originated from an incident that happen at a baseball game in 1936. Where a horse had ran loose in the baseball stadium during a game, flinging around avocados as weapon. Ending in a total of 36 injuries, 5 of which became hospitalized with serious injuries from the trampling. The horse would be loose for hours before cops arrived. But even that didn't stop the equine named Bola, due to his black belt like skills. It wasn't until a citizen named Naga, stepped forward to stop Bola. Using his great manpower to force Bola into his China bowl. Stopping the horses antics and saving human lives. Later the authorities would go to the farmer that had owned Bola, to question him of illegal training of a horse, but would find him dead under his pear tree. Unable to answer all the questions of the people.
This Celebration is to show awareness of what a horse could be capable of. Even more so, to the possibility that humans aren't the only mammals that can learn karate and use it for evil. Show your pet love, for you never know if they'll one day kill you and injure 36 others.
The Origin Story
The Holiday originated from an incident that happen at a baseball game in 1936. Where a horse had ran loose in the baseball stadium during a game, flinging around avocados as weapon. Ending in a total of 36 injuries, 5 of which became hospitalized with serious injuries from the trampling. The horse would be loose for hours before cops arrived. But even that didn't stop the equine named Bola, due to his black belt like skills. It wasn't until a citizen named Naga, stepped forward to stop Bola. Using his great manpower to force Bola into his China bowl. Stopping the horses antics and saving human lives. Later the authorities would go to the farmer that had owned Bola, to question him of illegal training of a horse, but would find him dead under his pear tree. Unable to answer all the questions of the people.
This Celebration is to show awareness of what a horse could be capable of. Even more so, to the possibility that humans aren't the only mammals that can learn karate and use it for evil. Show your pet love, for you never know if they'll one day kill you and injure 36 others.
Happy Bolaganaga day
did you know Bolaganaga day is on August 8th?
You Bolaganaga (don't take Bolaganaga in vain! You monster-_-)
did you know Bolaganaga day is on August 8th?
You Bolaganaga (don't take Bolaganaga in vain! You monster-_-)
Bolaganaga by YeetheFeet_56 August 8, 2022
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