Skip to main content

Bolaganaga 

This urban Celebration is celebrated on August 8th, by the strong and Steve. This holiday is to show appreciation for our beloved pets, especially cats, to keep them from becoming like Bola. People know to sneakily deliver Girfts at the doorstep of their neighbor's houses, includeing; Brownies, Cupcakes, Avocados, Zucchinis, Pears, Baseballs, or even a small Horse.

The Origin Story

The Holiday originated from an incident that happen at a baseball game in 1936. Where a horse had ran loose in the baseball stadium during a game, flinging around avocados as weapon. Ending in a total of 36 injuries, 5 of which became hospitalized with serious injuries from the trampling. The horse would be loose for hours before cops arrived. But even that didn't stop the equine named Bola, due to his black belt like skills. It wasn't until a citizen named Naga, stepped forward to stop Bola. Using his great manpower to force Bola into his China bowl. Stopping the horses antics and saving human lives. Later the authorities would go to the farmer that had owned Bola, to question him of illegal training of a horse, but would find him dead under his pear tree. Unable to answer all the questions of the people.

This Celebration is to show awareness of what a horse could be capable of. Even more so, to the possibility that humans aren't the only mammals that can learn karate and use it for evil. Show your pet love, for you never know if they'll one day kill you and injure 36 others.
Happy Bolaganaga day
did you know Bolaganaga day is on August 8th?
You Bolaganaga (don't take Bolaganaga in vain! You monster-_-)
Bolaganaga by YeetheFeet_56 August 8, 2022
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

blagagaga 

the worlds most commonly used expression to describe the sound of squishing
it went like blagAGAGAGA when i squished the shit out of it
blagagaga by nibacho June 11, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
Load more