Boiled Noodle 

It's what The Rock truly is.

The Rock? More like Boiled Noodle

Boiled Noodle by SvenTheSwedishGuy March 23, 2023

noodle boiler 

Water. Often used in a society where soda and other sweetened beverages are consumed so infrequently that the original use of water becomes skewed.

azn people may use the variant "rice steamer".

Tom: Here man, drink some of this.

Dick: No way, asshat. There's no way I'm drinking noodle boiler.

noodle boiler by jkdeadite October 23, 2009