Bob the Methhead
The meth'd up version of Bob the Builder. Usually bald and old. They are that supect neighbor that always pops out of their garage when you begin to do yard work or any type of work outside the home. They will then proceed to smoke meth in their garage and pretend to do work as well. Identifiable by the strong odor of meth and by the sounds of nonsensical power tools.
Ralph: Gotta cut the lawn today and pull out so...
Bob the methhead: Hi neighbor! Hey do you wanna buy 50 iron cups?
Ralph: No, thank you. (The fuck?) I got some stuff to do.
Bob the methhead: Right, yeah, cool, sure. See yah later! Yeah. Yeah, alright.
(Bob the methhead then proceeds to smoke meth in his garage. Later he will begin to operate a jackhammer, bench grinder, and a saw at the same time.)
Bob the methhead: Hi neighbor! Hey do you wanna buy 50 iron cups?
Ralph: No, thank you. (The fuck?) I got some stuff to do.
Bob the methhead: Right, yeah, cool, sure. See yah later! Yeah. Yeah, alright.
(Bob the methhead then proceeds to smoke meth in his garage. Later he will begin to operate a jackhammer, bench grinder, and a saw at the same time.)
Bob the Methhead by C.H.U.D 2 August 16, 2020
