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boar's head factory 

1. Haven where many deli meats and cheeses congregate much like a high school auditorium curtain. New line of ricotta cheese in 2008.

2. A place where under performing college students can relieve their sexual tension easily and friction free.
Have you ever been to the boar's head factory??

Is two pounds of meat good enough?

Salami.
boar's head factory by Cerbone March 24, 2008

boar head 

Got completely hard core. No relenting. Doing your best to completely conquer everyone in your way.
He went out full boar head in that basketball game.
boar head by Boarhead_killer June 29, 2017

Boar’s Head

When you’re giving someone with a mushroom dick a blowjob. Because porcine are excellent at finding truffles.
Girl, his dick was so disappointing I had to give him boar’s head. I was rooting around in that bush to find the truffle.
Boar’s Head by Chezwegs May 28, 2019

Put her through a head board

When you would fuck someone so hard they go through the head board of the bed.
Jeff- Hey, look at this chick
Dave- Oof, I’d put her through a head board.

head bang board 

A board that you show a person, and they magically run the fuck into it, causing severe head trauma.
"Tony pissed me off, so i showed him my fucking head bang board."
head bang board by krookedcrow September 7, 2008

Board Heads 

Used in txt conversations, a Headtype is when someone becomes bitterly dissapointed or frustrated, and mashes their forehead into the keyboard.

This usually, does not write much in the way of random letters, so there are 2 ways in which it is usually written.

1: A simple *boardhead*
2: A creatively selection of 4 keys that are close together, E.g, *ghbn*, *tgyh*, *erdf*, ect.
Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: so wen am are you gonna be able to pay me back, im in need of the money..

Jeff, booh yeh says: What money?

Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: umm, the 200 i lent you...

Jeff, booh yeh says: oh yer, sorry, i had to pay matt back

Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: but u've only owed him cash fro like 2 days, mines going on 2 weeks!

Jeff, booh yeh says: yer, but he was there....

Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: *yuhj tygh rtfh tygh polk uikj*

Jeff, booh yeh says: yer, sorry

(Board Heads in use from frustration)
Board Heads by Cylixx April 14, 2006