Board Face 

When someone looks like they have been beaten in the face with a 2x4 over and over untill near death.

Wow look at that ugly bitch, she is a total board face.

My buddy was making out with this girl last night and when I saw her I puked in my mouth cause she was a for sure board face.

She had a nice ass and above average nockers but she was a board face so I could not date her.

Board Face by Average Crank Team November 21, 2016

face beard 

When you are sucking a dude's dick and his hairy balls rest on your chin...face beard

"yo...I was sucking this guys dick last night and his hairy balls sat on on my chin for like 5mins...and the whole time I felt like I had a face beard"

face beard by Miz Michael February 4, 2018

beardface 

A man mistaken for his name due to his facial hair in the series: Scrubs.

It's beardfacè! Not Beardface!

Damn you all!

beardface by damn you all! April 2, 2010

beardface 

a man with a beard on his face.

Jacqui: HOLY SHIT! It's a beardface!

Nat: Woah, indeed it is. You should snog that beardface.

beardface by mofee December 19, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016