When someone looks like they have been beaten in the face with a 2x4 over and over untill near death.
Wow look at that ugly bitch, she is a total board face.
My buddy was making out with this girl last night and when I saw her I puked in my mouth cause she was a for sure board face.
She had a nice ass and above average nockers but she was a board face so I could not date her.
My buddy was making out with this girl last night and when I saw her I puked in my mouth cause she was a for sure board face.
She had a nice ass and above average nockers but she was a board face so I could not date her.
by Average Crank Team November 22, 2016
The action corresponding to when you’re laying on your back and using your phone, but you’re so tired that the phone slips from your fingers and smacks you in the face.
by Buzz Kill Bill ☠️ January 9, 2021