I'm about to blurt man.
by shizzle my nizzle June 6, 2003
A blurt is an Australian fart. Generally, a good blurt has a low pitch, and is of medium duration. The type where the gas escapes at just the right ratio of pressure to volume to cause the arsecheeks to get up a sort of rhythmic clapping motion, and the gas exits more or less as a series of pulses, to the great amusement of your mates. A good blurt when seated on an empty 44-gallon drum produces a sound like an orchestral drum-roll.
Bluey and Curley, two brickies labourers, are sitting on a timber plank, eating their lunch. Curley rips out a classic blurt, and the vibration along the timber causes Bluey's Vegemite sandwiches to rattle off the end of the plank.
by Hateful! May 9, 2006
a noise made by blowing air out ones mouth and allowing ones lips to flap making a raspberry or whoopie cushion noise
i blurted at a baby on the tram today, his mum and the other passengers thought i was odd but me and the little guy knew it was funny.
by div April 10, 2007
Some Blurts shout out, "Look, she's having a baby," when encountering someone with a weight problem.
i was walkin innocently da other day enjoyin a nice stroll in da park n then suddenly beyond da bushe i c...oh my god...wt the fuk?!..60 yr old ho getin it on wit my homeboy. BLURT one time
by 21 August 6, 2003
When a male ejaculates in a comedy fashion. ALSO: the term can be used to describe a foolish person.
by Monkeybuttpadje February 17, 2003