Blumpkin Spice 

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a hollowed out pumpkin, preferably carved with a nice silly face, after you have enjoyed a seasonal pumpkin spice latte from your favorite, West Coast Seattle based coffee shop.

Jenna says she won't give me another blumpkin spice. Last time the pumpkin cracked under my ass and she got a face full of pumpkin spice diarrhea and ended up puking all over my junk ... and then her parents walked in.

Blumpkin Spice by Tony "Tone" Booyah November 4, 2009

Blumpkin Spice 

What you get when you and taking a dump, getting a blowjob, and drinking coffee (specifically pumpkin spice flavored), at the same time.

Dude last night I was so stoked. I was just dumping, drinking my folgers pumpkin spice coffee, and then this hot girl randomly came in and gave me a blowjob. It was amazing. Gotta love blumpkin spice.

Blumpkin Spice by OhNooooo November 23, 2010

Blumpkin Spice 

Noun. A variant of the traditional “blumpkin,” a Blumpkin Spice is getting head from the barista while taking a shit at your local Starbucks.

“Bro, Becky hooked it up with a venti Blumpkin Spice last night!”

Blumpkin Spice by N8Ball_CornerPocket October 8, 2017

Blumpkin Spice 

Fall time seasonal Blumpkin flavored spices available in most bathrooms.

Alexis was excited to get a Blumpkin spice latte in the fall.

Blumpkin Spice by CharlieRomeo August 24, 2021

Blumpkin Spice Latte 

--noun
1. An act or instance of receiving a blumpkin while in a Starbucks bathroom.

--adjective
1. immediate disgust described upon accidentally tasting a Pumpkin Spice Latte.

"Fall is my favorite season because all the girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants are ready to give Blumpkin Spice Lattes!"

alternate:
"Uh! My order is wrong and I'm going to puke-- this is Blumpkin Spice Latte!"

Blumpkin Spice Latte by RachRiot September 22, 2014

Blumpkin spice latte 

When a guy gives a girl a blumpkin ( oral sex while pooping)

OMG! Todd gave me the best blumpkin spice latte last night!

Blumpkin spice latte by Boney Montana January 25, 2021

Blumpkin spice latte 

noun: a blumpkin administered on a delightfully autumnal day.

The leaves were falling, Taylor Swift was playing, and she gave me a blumpkin spice latte.

Blumpkin spice latte by JohnCaleLovesYou September 3, 2023