Blueberry bagel
Shove organic blueberries into your partners asshole then have them shit the them into yours keep repeating this until the blueberry turns into smoothie
Blueberry bagel by aooooooossksjsj September 9, 2025
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@blueberrybagel
did you hear about the super famous person @blueberrybagel?
yeah, so sad they tragically lost their three cannon lives 😞
yeah, so sad they tragically lost their three cannon lives 😞
@blueberrybagel by jillybeann July 8, 2021
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blueberrybagel
Blueberrybagel is and epic Twitch steamer, Tiktokker, and YouTuber
She hasn’t received enough recognition for her awesomeness but she does have a group (read: cult) of extraordinary people who are willing to drop anything for their Lord and Savior Blue.
Blue has died and been resurrected several times putting her between Jesus and God. Below I shall provide a ritual instructions in case you ever find yourself in a situation where you need to summon or resurrect Blue.
What you want to do is grab a bunch of blueberry bagels and 4 candles. Places one cancel on each cardinal point around the blueberry bagel.
If you must resurrect Blue just send a picture of said bagel ritual to the Discord.
She hasn’t received enough recognition for her awesomeness but she does have a group (read: cult) of extraordinary people who are willing to drop anything for their Lord and Savior Blue.
Blue has died and been resurrected several times putting her between Jesus and God. Below I shall provide a ritual instructions in case you ever find yourself in a situation where you need to summon or resurrect Blue.
What you want to do is grab a bunch of blueberry bagels and 4 candles. Places one cancel on each cardinal point around the blueberry bagel.
If you must resurrect Blue just send a picture of said bagel ritual to the Discord.
Ritual incantation to summon blueberrybagel:
“My Lord and Savior Blue, shall appear out of the blue to provide assistance in my time of need”
“My Lord and Savior Blue, shall appear out of the blue to provide assistance in my time of need”
blueberrybagel by Yiké: Just don’t do that July 9, 2021
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