Blue Waffling 

The act of referring to, or showing a picture of, a blue waffle while someone is eating.

Guy 1: Lets go blue waffling during lunch today.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah, man.

Blue Waffling by deathgamer94 October 17, 2011

Blue Waffling

When a Democrat is hit with a tough question and immediately responds with such a dense, sticky stack of talking points that the whole answer becomes the political equivalent of an online definition everyone agrees is better left unexamined, as it tends to be regrettable upon inspection.”
First used by David Russell Stout on Reddit— April 25, 2026

On April 25, 2026, David Russell Stout first used ‘blue waffling’ to describe this kind of evasive political answer.

Blue Waffling by leftoverkarma April 25, 2026

Blue waffeling 

The act of making another person curious enough about what blue waffle is, that thet will look it up, and be blue waffled.

I was blue waffeling with Pete the other night, but it totally backfired, because he spat his drink all over my computer, and now i need a new keyboard :(

Blue waffeling by cheeseflambe August 6, 2010