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Blue-toothing

The act of sending a picture of yourself to an unknown bluetooth device, in the hope that the recipient is:
1} attractive
2) Attracted to you.
It is a contrast of being on a blind date.
Blue-toothing is generally used on trains and busses.
"I met bobby via blue-toothing"

"I heard about Blue-toothing in a magazine, and I decided to give it a try, and I sent that picture of me, you know the one where I'm wearing my nurses outfit?, I sent it to the guy with the bluetooth name <<xxJimmyxx>>, hoping it was the rather fitt guy who was sat infront of me on the bus... well it was. and we got talking... and OH MY GOD! {girlish rant about nothingness}
Blue-toothing by Nitrosamine December 23, 2007

blue-toothing

the act of using a urinal without holding onto your penis
I was in the bathroom, at the urinal, and there was some guy in there "blue-toothing" it with his hands in his coat pockets.
blue-toothing by Dude Nurse November 14, 2012

Blue-toothing

When someone is talking loudly and pacing around for quite a while and you have to look and see if they are wearing a Bluetooth in their ear but they aren't. They are full-on talking to themselves and the voices in their heads. Not judging, just sayin'
Wondered if I could help this dude at the clinic walking back and forth in the parking lot Blue-toothing hard.
Blue-toothing by Funcrazy March 9, 2017

Bluetoothin' 

When someone keeps the bluetooth headset in their ear 24/7. Typically a bluetoother will commence phone conversations while you are trying to talk to them. This can cause confusion between both parties.
Bob: So Terrell, are we still going to the club later?
Terrell: Yeah. What's new?
Bob: Great!!!!! Well not much....?!?!?
Terrell: That's awesome, hell yeah I lick toes.
Bob: HUh?
Terrell: Sorry Bob what did you say I was on the phone...
bob: Terrell, you're always bluetoothin' and confusing me.
Bluetoothin' by Natasia March 23, 2007

bluetoothing 

The act of peeing without the assistance/guidance/aim of your hand
Derrick had to pee, but couldn't use his hands, so he was bluetoothing it.

Bluetoothin' 

When two people exchange personal or multimedia data through the Bluetooth File Transfer Protocol.
John: Hey look at dem hoes!
/Drives up to Prostitutes/
John: Sup, bitches?
Maleekuh: Nigga, ain't you see we busy?
/Notices Mobile telephones/
Summah Peech: Yea, nigguh. We bluetoothin'!
Pimp Named Slickback: Make my money, bitches, or I'm a Bluetooth my dick in your asses.

Bluetoothin' by Johannes K October 19, 2008
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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