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Blue Moose Clap

Blue Moose Clap (BMC) is an STD that is easily contracted. BMC can be contracted by saliva or other bodily fluids. If you think you are infected with BMC tell someone immediately. Symptoms show up anywhere from 12 hours to 3 days after being in contact with the STD. Symptoms include, but not limited to, Urine that may appear in a blue hue. It can look light blue or dark blue. Another symptom of BMC is swollen genitalia. It can also be hard to urinate while infected with BMC. BMC is a lifelong std, which means you carry it forever. Symptoms may last for up to two weeks.
Oh yeah, I heard Blake got Blue Moose Clap from that brunette chick.
by DaDeborah$ November 4, 2025
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