Blue Beard 

A term used in the TV show Hannibal; used to descriibe someone that not only has one partner, but kills one after another.

"if i was bluebeard's wife, i would have preferred to be his last"
"bro ted bundy was def blue beard-ing" "Ya as if"

Blue Beard by Benny-BlueGid January 20, 2021

blue beard 

A person, usually male, with multiple partners.
A player, or not.

You shave off a read beard and become a blue beard.

I dumped his sorry arse after I found out he was a blue beard.

blue beard by Nards OTC August 14, 2007

Blue Beard 

When a girl takes a dump in a freshly cleaned porta-potty and some blue liquid splashes up onto her vagina and a guy gets it all over his face after going down on her.

You'll know a blue beard when you see it.

Blue Beard by strawberryjen January 18, 2009

Phoenix Blue Beard 

When your at the Phoenix open and you take a shit in the urinal while receiving a blow job the blue liquid splashes the girls chin giving her a blue beard

when i was at the open i gave 3 girls phoenix blue beards

Phoenix Blue Beard by jraypatsfan December 16, 2008

Blue Bearded Blumpkin 

When you get a blumpkin in a porta- potty and you drop a deuce and the blue water comes up and hits your girl in the chin!

While at the construction site, my girl snuck into the porta-potty with me and gave a blue bearded blumpkin!

Blue Bearded Blumpkin by Boskins05 June 17, 2015

Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin

This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.

"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"

Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024

bluebearding 

Similar to catfishing, but you meet the person and have a relationship until you find out they secretly have a boyfriend or girlfriend or husband or wife. Like Bluebeard. Once you open the attic door ...

Yeah, we met in person like a hundred times! I never would have suspected he was bluebearding me but Facebook suggested his other profile and it turns out he's engaged. Ugh.

bluebearding by dietdrpete December 28, 2013