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Blubber Lover 

A guy into obese women.

They generally love to fuck any roll of fat they find on a women. Do not be surprised if you spot them playing with back-fat like they would boobs. If they cannot find a vagina they will most likely try to stick their penis in the general area of where said vagina is meant to be. If the blubber lover is a smaller man, the woman will be the dominant force in the act of making love. Be careful around blubber lovers, for they will take serious offense to any joke made toward fat people. They WILL call you shallow and constantly talk about personality over looks if you roast them. Before accusing someone of the act of loving blubber make sure they are not dating a fat woman out of desperation.
Dang! I didn't know he was a blubber lover until he hooked up with that 300lb woman.

I never wanted to pull my eyes out with a turkey baster more than when I walked in on my blubber lover friend having sex with a woman straight out of "My 600-lb Life."
Blubber Lover by Factual Facts August 18, 2017
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blubber lover 

It is when a man or woman is only sexually arroused by whales. They will normally have whale painting or art somewhere located in their house especially the bedroom. Most need to hear whale sounds while having sex in order to be sexually arroused.
When Thomas was drunk he was talking about how he is a blubber lover.
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