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blarted on the job 

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise
"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"
blarted on the job by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015
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Schmevy is gonna blearth it up at school today”
“I’m blearthed.”
I’m on Planet Blearth right now.”
“Olivia and Brogan are blearthlings.”
Blearth by ogblearthling August 23, 2022

blurtmouth 

When you can’t stop yourself from saying something you wish you hadn’t said.
The nominee appears to be suffering from a serious case of blurtmouth.
blurtmouth by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2018
Did you see all those weaves at that blarty?
blarty by 1535sj September 8, 2011

Blurthurt 

The resentful feeling towards the Hive Social Media Platform and its users after you have been chased off it for being a dick and have to blog on Blurt instead.
Have you seen that guy's latest rant about Hive?

Yeah. Never mind him, he's just Blurthurt.
Blurthurt by spamfarmer June 10, 2023

paul blart mall cop 

One of the best anime ever made. It is almost as good as Shrek.
Let's watch Paul Blart mall cop today! It is a good anime!