Fart Blossom

A fart let in order to improve the surrounding odor.

The elevator smelled like piss so I jettisoned a fart blossom to improve the situation.

by Rjb4cards October 19, 2023

blossom eater

when a man eats out the girl and licks her clean when done

wow your a real blossom eater 😳

by hanredutoit February 4, 2022

Morning Blossom

Cocktail derived from the original "Orange Blossom"... Waking up the morning after a fabulous party with a major hangover, pouring together those last leftovers of orange juice and dry gin, well there you go... "Morning Blossom".

Bill: Dude, what a crazy night!
George: Hell yeah, but eff that sheff.. Made myself a Morning Blossom and kept on going!

by Bichoman December 8, 2018

A Blossom

The act of meeting a women, who finds you as atractive as you do her , only to find out she has a bloke already and is in a situation that cant be changed .

A localised coloquialism from certain areas of Sheffield

Ah so you've done "A Blossom"

by blossom2 May 18, 2011

bliss blossom

Surges of pleasure from anal stimulation.

When you wear a butt-plug, and you begin to feel surges of pleasure from stimulating your anus, that's called a 'bliss blossom.'

by Velouteuse August 1, 2021

Trouser Blossom

To crap one's pants

He was so angry, he did a full on trouser blossom

by One Done January 18, 2012

Japanese cherry blossom

A bloody excrement full of firecrackers or "cherry bombs" normally from an underage female student.

Bruh, I watched this bitch on Pinterest totally queef a full size Japanese cherry blossom.

by October 3, 2020