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Bloodymary

Bloodymary gas many meanings, but this one is a ship name for the popular ship between Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary, 2026 film) and Simon (Iron Lung, 2026 film). The ship was originally born on Tumblr, and unlike other ships, has managed to stay just as strong and relevant as the day it was made, maybe more so. There is no one scenario agreed upon for how the ship's story would go, but this just leaves room for more variety in the art, memes, and fanfiction writing. To my personal knowledge, Bloodymary has infected various social media apps such as Tumblr, Pinterest, YouTube, Instagram, Tiktok, And AO3.
1: "Hey, wanna see some cute Bloodymary I found today?"
2: "Oh yeah, I love Bloodymary, lemme see."
3: "Are you guys talking about Bloodymary?"
1: "Yeah, I found a really cute fanfic."
3: "Oh hell yeah, show me!"
Bloodymary by James Calysto July 9, 2026

white trash bloody mary 

a delicious concoction of V8 juice and premium Burnett's vodka. usually a two to one ratio of V8 to vodka. stir and serve over ice to impress all your trailer park friends at the next brunch at the redneck yacht club.
"Hey Kelley, can you make my white trash bloody mary with Spicy Hot V8? I need a kick this morning.."

"Best hangover cure? White trash bloody mary and a wake and bake session."

prison bloody mary 

when a male inmate rapes another inmate with the intention of using the victims bleeding anus as lubrication
my cell mate kept snoring so i decided to wake him up with a prison bloody mary.
prison bloody mary by kip heart October 14, 2009

bloody mary 

an urban legend dating back to your childhood that goes a lil sumthin like this:

if you go in your bathroom with the lights off and recite
"Bloody Mary" three times to the mirror, she will appear in your mirror the way she looked after she left the bar and got in a horrible car accident (hence the drink name) and she'll KILL YA!
"Bloody Mary..Bloody Mary..you guys i dont wanna do this anymore..."
bloody mary by leah_ July 11, 2005

Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin 

The act of getting head while going poop with the lights off from Bloody Mary, after calling her 5 times, while she’s wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and Bloody Mary’s performance is mandatory. Tip is recommended $$$.
“Holy Fuck dude did you just get a Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin?”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”

Bloody Mary 

1. A classic cocktail made from vodka, tomato juice, salt, pepper, a celery stick and other spices. I'm told that I make the best in London which is annoying because I don't like them. Waste of vodka if you ask me.

2. The name we give to my insane grandmother. She doesn't mind...
1. "A bit too spicy, Mr Ben. I admit, I'm a pussy but I need some ice please."

2. "Would you like a cup of tea, Bloody Mary?"
"Am I free? Of course I am, dear..."
Bloody Mary by Mr Ben February 9, 2005