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Blind unicorn 

The act of placing your testicles over the eyes of a woman and having your erect penis placed on there forehead making it look like she is a blind unicorn
Dude last night i gave that drunk girl a blind unicorn

blind unicorn 

A man places his smooth balls over each eye of a man or woman with an erect pens protruding off the forehead of said man or woman, creating the illusion of a unicorn with weird testicle (blind) eyes. Usually includes variations with another man receiving fellatio simultaneously from the "blind unicorn"/willing victim!
Wow! They really made her/him into a blind unicorn, during that threesome!
blind unicorn by Gary Urbo December 13, 2018

Blind Unicorn Sex 

During a threesome, the balls of a fully erect male cover the eyes of 1 member while giving a blowjob to the third member.
“...Blind unicorn sex was great, I had my eyes covered by balls most of the time while I was giving a blowjob

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026