1 definition by KingMarshall

A common kitchen appliance that is considered by people who would know to be much less elegant than toasters.

Also, the nickname of a certain low down dirty whore who happens to reside in Hinton James at UNC Chapel Hill.
Look at that ugly ass blender.

Look at that ugly ass, Blender.
by KingMarshall December 7, 2005
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