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Bleau is a sweet, kind and energetic guy. He is sweet, kind and funny with great taste. He is very attractive guy, and can be a heartbreaker. He is one of a kind, and anyone would be lucky to have him.
I met Bleau today!

Wow, so lucky!
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A small girl who acts bigger than she is
Bleau says she 5’5 when she’s really 5’3
Bleau by Big man 27 May 18, 2022
A super pretty girl
She’s such a “bleau” an absolute stunner
Bleau by Big man 27 May 18, 2022
A person that finds themselves attracted to underage girls that primarily work at retail stores. They also have a fetish for smearing feces under their mattresses and often grunt and walk like a Neanderthal.
Did you see that guy hitting on Sydni??! He's a total Bleau.
Bleau by HaroldOswald February 23, 2021

bleau job 

A term for creating a report in Tableau; also a term for sucking a dudes dick
Martin: Hey man, I got that bleau job ready for you
Jay: Sweet, I could really go for a good dick sucking right now
Martin: Whoa dude, I was just talking about that Tableau report
Jay: What the fuck bro, then who's gonna suck my dick?
Martin: Psyche! I was just messin' with you, you know I'm all about the D!
Jay: Hell yeah!
bleau job by mathswampman July 13, 2016

rye beaumont

Ryan Leonard Beaumont was the 2nd member of the boyband Roadtrip, his voice is angelic and he is the sweetest and prettiest boi in the world
Why is rye beaumont the prettiest? Genetics.
Why is rye beaumont the sweetest? His little brothers.
rye beaumont by roadie4lyfe October 20, 2018
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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