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blake the snake

A salamander that dont take shit from no body. When he grows up he turns into this human form that gos to the dentist every day and gets that dentist from an adult super store where the dentist rubs a dill doe on his teeth and he thinks it makes his teeth clean even though his teeth turn the color of a nigga in Compton. This can also replace the word fuck.
Blake the snake me in the ass
blake the snake by Ket__chup October 31, 2017

blake the snake

A salamander that dont take shit from no body. When he grows up he turns into this human form that gos to the dentist every day and gets that dentist from an adult super store where the dentist rubs a dill doe on his teeth and he thinks it makes his teeth clean even though his teeth turn the color of a nigga in Compton. This can also replace the word fuck.
Blake the snake me in the ass
blake the snake by Ket__chup October 31, 2017

blaze the snake

when a man puts his penis through a glory hole and the receiving person burns it with a lighter or cigarette.
I had to take a wicked diarrhea shit so I stopped at the truck stop. When someone put their pecker through the glory hole in the stall wall, I whipped out my zippo and had to blaze the snake.
blaze the snake by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
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