Blackpudding

A blackpudding is little known euphemism for a black mans penis.

When snow bunny Bex's was asked why all her boyfriends have been black, she proudly explained how much she loved blackpudding.

by RAN+NAG October 23, 2024

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The performance of cunnilungus during the period of menstruation, specifically in the face-sitting position.

Gonnae sit oan ma face, hen!
Aw, I cannae, Jim, I’m aw messy doon there!
Doesnae matter, hen. Am wanting ma black pudding.

by Littlebitofsupport? June 15, 2018

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A moist, crumbly sausage containing blood, possibly oatmeal, and other sundry organs, that is usually consumed at breakfast with potato scones and eggs and tastes surprisingly delicious, despite it's ingredients. When dipped in fish batter and combined with chips and curry sauce (the number one condiment in the U.K.), the result becomes pretty goddamn tasty.

Teresa laughed when Tom's black pudding fell down the inside of his pant; no doubt in a vain attempt to bolster his manhood at the breakfast table.

by Biggus Dikkus December 11, 2003

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When you have period sex with a girl without a condom

Girl -“Oh wait I’m on my period, have you got a condom?” Guy - “ Don’t worry I don’t mind black pudding dick”
“Looks like he’s getting black pudding dick tonight”
“I woke up the in the morning and had such bad black pudding dick”

by Brandogotgame January 3, 2021

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