A blackout wank is when an individual decides to jerk off when they are very drunk and are unlikely to remember it. A blackout wank maybe done in public, the presence of friends or on ones own.
by Max2001 March 22, 2021
The act of masturbating in semi-erect mode and never reaching climax because one cannot decide upon a particular wank model. Also occurs if a series of past sexual images is constantly infiltrated by erotic memories best forgotten (i.e. gay experiments, big fat old birds, your best mate's ugly mum, etc.). May be linked to anxiety.
I was really in the mood for a wank the other night but when I got to the outdoor privvy I had a wank blackout.
by Fred Scurvy December 14, 2010