Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: no u infinity
Person 2: no u blackhole
- person 1 realizes the meaning of his senseless life and dies instantly-
Person 2: no u
Person 1: no u infinity
Person 2: no u blackhole
- person 1 realizes the meaning of his senseless life and dies instantly-
by gay infinity May 30, 2018
The theory that states; if a large mass of Africans are in one area at a given time the mass is so excessive that not even a white can escape from it's colossal force.
Boy 1: I'm on my way to your house. What street do you live on?
Boy 2: Well, you have to take MLK blvd to get there, but I'll tell you from there.
Boy 1: Turning around. Holy Shit...
Boy 2: Wait... Are you serious?
Boy 1: Yeah dude. No offense, but too many of 'your people' in one area can cause me to disappear off the face of the Earth. Have you never heard of The Blackhole Theory?!
Boy 2: Das Racist.
Boy 2: Well, you have to take MLK blvd to get there, but I'll tell you from there.
Boy 1: Turning around. Holy Shit...
Boy 2: Wait... Are you serious?
Boy 1: Yeah dude. No offense, but too many of 'your people' in one area can cause me to disappear off the face of the Earth. Have you never heard of The Blackhole Theory?!
Boy 2: Das Racist.
by Their Savior January 12, 2012
a female who has used a dildo/dick so much their vagina literally resembles a black hole. also in extreme cases the vagina gains the ability to suck up all on its path.some have even reported developing teeth, this is refered to as hacunamatata syndrome
person one: " i don't use a dildo, i actually have a life."
person 2 : "oh no you don't blackhole vagina!"
person 2 : "oh no you don't blackhole vagina!"
by technosquid November 23, 2009
When engaging in sexual intercourse with an oversized female, and the male member misses the female genital region, and enters a sagging layer of excess skin
awe jees her bellybotton was full of my load last night, cuz I missed her vagine, and landed it in her drooping blackhole
by Chris13 February 3, 2008
The act of quickly straddling a sunbather’s face whilst spreading your asscheeks and placing your b-hole on the unsuspecting sunbather’s nose.
by French tickler April 11, 2023
by Jam bones February 10, 2008
when the partner licks their partners asshole. and after they have some Sh*t on there mouth/tongue they make out hardcore until the partners mouth is as brown as the black hole licker's mouth.
Last night Jenny wanted to do a Swedish blackhole, but i don't really like to do that. Then she threatened me with no sex; so we did it.
by Ryan J Holmes March 24, 2007