Blackberry Jam

A people traffic jam that occurrs in subway tunnels and bus stations. Caused by inconsiderate workaholics walking too slow while their noses are glued to their Blackberry device.

I was late for work because there was a Blackberry Jam getting out of the A train.

Blackberry Jam by bratina August 30, 2005

Word of the Day on September 29, 2008

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Blackberry Jam

A delicious jam made from Blackberries

Today I had blackberry jam on toast.

Blackberry Jam by missleah97 January 17, 2012

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Blackberry Jam

When 3 or more people are in a meeting, not talking to each other, but are all checking, emailing or talking on their blackberries.

We had a few topics we needed to discuss in the departmental meeting, however it turned into a Blackberry Jam

Blackberry Jam by Tommireed February 19, 2009

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Blackberry Jam

When a black man splooges on a (typically white) female, and she uses the fluids for spreading on toast

“I accidentally ate a blackberry jam sandwhich that Terry made last night, it was so gross!”

Blackberry Jam by CowboyBeBallz April 6, 2018

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Blackberry Jam

When you shove blackberries up another persons ass and suck them out.

I met Rob last night and enjoyed some blackberry jam right from the source.

Blackberry Jam by Beerylicious February 19, 2022

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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