Blackberry Jam

A people traffic jam that occurrs in subway tunnels and bus stations. Caused by inconsiderate workaholics walking too slow while their noses are glued to their Blackberry device.

I was late for work because there was a Blackberry Jam getting out of the A train.

Blackberry Jam by bratina August 30, 2005

Blackberry Jam

A delicious jam made from Blackberries

Today I had blackberry jam on toast.

Blackberry Jam by missleah97 January 17, 2012

Blackberry Jam

When 3 or more people are in a meeting, not talking to each other, but are all checking, emailing or talking on their blackberries.

We had a few topics we needed to discuss in the departmental meeting, however it turned into a Blackberry Jam

Blackberry Jam by Tommireed February 19, 2009

Blackberry Jam

When a black man splooges on a (typically white) female, and she uses the fluids for spreading on toast

“I accidentally ate a blackberry jam sandwhich that Terry made last night, it was so gross!”

Blackberry Jam by CowboyBeBallz April 6, 2018

Blackberry Jam

When you shove blackberries up another persons ass and suck them out.

I met Rob last night and enjoyed some blackberry jam right from the source.

Blackberry Jam by Beerylicious February 19, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019