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black carpet

when you don't wipe well and you get a poop stain going up your crack
You see that hes got a black carpet
by BigkingLee March 20, 2016
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carpet back

to descride a mans excessively hairy back!
gross! how could you sleep with that guy, he's got carpetback.
by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006
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It's back to carpets for you.

The famous line Top Gear presenter James May said against Saudi Arabians.
Jeremy: So if you're watching this in Saudi Arabia, *wheeze*

James: It's back to carpets for you.
by randombeans June 11, 2022
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