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blabbercunt 

(N): An especially loud mouthed woman whose ability to constantly talk about dick-shrinking things like art, poetry, boy bands, and chastity is so ceaseless that even while giving blow jobs, she does not stop talking, as the vocal chords in her vagina take over and begin to utter noises.
Dave: God, Mariah will not shut the fuck up. She talked my ear off last night on the phone for over five hours. All she talked about was how much she valued sex after marriage.
Tom: Well, you should have known for how much she raises her hand in class and talks about Jesus that she is a total blabbercunt.
Dave: I know, I don't think she would even be in to saddlebacking.
blabbercunt by Muff Master March 4, 2009

Blabberwonking 

Hanging your balls in another mans mouth
"Ay man, that nigga from last night, whipped his dick out and started blabberwonking me! Man, that shit was nasty!"

BLABBERTONFALL 

A guy that attracts beta males by flashing his micropenis, making the beta males alpha males automatically compared to him
person: Did you hear BLABBERTONFALL got an erection and his penis was still smaller than a 1 cent coin??

person 2: I SAW it myself,im such a alpha and he is such a beta

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026