Bitty Baby

An epic baby who’s birthday is on April 30 and is the daughter of UnheardSugar607

Look there’s Bitty Baby I wonder where she’s going

Bitty Baby by Bitty Baby January 29, 2021

Bitty baby

Something so small that it'd be bitty even for a tiny baby. Too wee to make a difference, more of an insult than a sincere offer. Somewhat offensive to even have somebody offer you a bitty baby anything, waste of time even considering it! Thanks for nothing, literally, nothing.

That bitty baby bottle of Rhum is for who? Us? Me? Maybe it's enough for a teething infant but wtf you expect me to do with that??!

Bitty baby by Sunny 2clyde December 1, 2020

Baby daddy batty 

When the sperm donor who was present and unhesitatingly participated in the boogering of eachother that caused the eggo to become prego; dips in and out whenever he feels the want and/or need regardless of your wishes which causes you to lose you're mind more and more each time he comes around saying "love"this, talking "family" that, which happens on repeat until either you or him dies.

*Note: Child(ren) becoming adult(s) living own lives does not and will not ever relieve symptoms caused from Baby daddy batty.

Opposite of Baby mama drama

Baby moms: "I can't stand my baby's dad, he dont ever get me this upset that I be acting up this crazy like"

Baby moms homegirl(aka "auntie"): " You're probably going loco cabeza coo coo bonkers or how they say baby daddy batty cuz of him and his b.s. Mmhhmm."

Baby daddy batty by MackMacksMama June 30, 2023

battybaby 

the product of two persons having anal sex. A battybaby is formed from anal sex, three days after a large black wart will appear on the receiver of the anal sex's back. This will swell up to the size of a baby eventually, and it will pop, releasing a battybaby. The only known contraception method is to drink 12 litres of jenkem, which will result in a 23-day coma. Afterwartrds large purple zits will appear all of both people's anuses, eventually turning into scabs with engraved words of "batty".

Guy 1: Yotech, did u see that guy?
Guy2: Yopench, he wa a battybaby!
Battybaby:*snivels*

battybaby by zolidpaulsbiggestfan October 30, 2010

bittybay 

It's a cool place to hang out and make new friends.

I went to BittyBay and make a bunch of new friends!

bittybay by Bitty Bay June 28, 2008