Said in a flurry of anger or stress caused by work, school or personal problems. Similar to the phrase "fucking shit" but when so angry or stressed, one doesn't make sense.
Bob: Shit we have 6 exams and 3 orals next week!
Tom: BITCHING FUCK!
It when you throw your hands in the air, rant, rave and Bitch about a subject. Fuck what other people think and their stupid ass opinions , because you are just that fucking bad ass.
Fuck it ~ Im Bitchin , I REALLY HATE WHEN PEOPLE ASK FOR MY ADVICE AND THEN I HELP THEM OUT AND GIVE IT TO THEM. THIS IS AFTER I HAVE SPENT TIME LISTENING TO THEIR MOTHER FUCKING DRAMA AND THEN GOING TO DO SOME MORE RESEARCH ON THEIR ISSUE IF I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO FIX YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM. THEN THEY DO NOT USE ANY OF IT. WELL FUCK YOU TOO!!! STOP WASTING MY MOTHER FUCKING TIME.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!