Bitches and Magnets

A phrase used to describe or rationalize an irrational situation or a situation that does not make sense

Bro 1: hey man, I love you and all but why the fuck did you buy 100 Watermelons?

Bro 2: Bitches and magnets

by Calcifer the great April 11, 2013

bitch magnet

A man's possession that attracts females. Usually anything that suggests he is rich and powerful.

My Honda is my car, my SL55 AMG is my bitch magnet.

by krunck May 14, 2005

Milwaukee Bitch Magnet

When you're having sex with a girl and you put her legs on your shoulders, but you're lying on top of her and she's flat on her back. Trust me, it's absolutely devastating.

"Did you hear? Matt hit her with the Milwaukee Bitch Magnet."

by MF8TEEN April 4, 2016

YEAH BITCH, MAGNETS

Jesse pinkman's reaction to seeing a uhaul truck used as a giant magnet using car batteries to destroy a laptop.

*uhaul truck magnet destroys and thors hammers that mf to it* Jesse pink man who had the idea: YEAH BITCH, MAGNETS

by Mr.Bruhaps August 11, 2022

fat bitch magnet

a person who attracts fat women and has sex with them

Shane is a fat bitch magnet.

by Big teeth July 11, 2008

Bitch Magnet

Bitch Magnet

Wafgles Isnt a bitch magnet

by June 9, 2022