Bitchcraft

The act of being a total bitch; often practicing the acts of upsetting people for the sake of it, being obnoxious to people who have done nothing, going out of ones way to ruin peoples day, abusing athority to do any of the preceding.

Person one: Hey do u know what happened to Mrs. Osterhout?
Person two: Yaa she got burned at the stake for numerous accounts of bitchcraft.

by bitchcraft victim February 7, 2009

bitchcraft

The art of being a bitch.

Hillary Clinton is well-versed in the ways of bitchcraft.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

Bitchcraft

Just like Witchcraft: the practice of magic, especially black magic; the use of spells. Bitchcraft is piece of that reference that translates to : things that hoes do.

Hoes in their regular form: I'm in the middle of a Bitchcraft. I'll call you later.

by Achumi December 27, 2021

Bitchcraft

The art of pissing someone off by using the truth.

Bitchcraft: I paid for it so I can do whatever I want with it and you don't have any right what so ever to worry about it.

by Archibald Meatpants December 8, 2014

Bitchcraft

The art of making people's lives miserable by being a snatch all the time.

Girl 1 - Oh my god, Kelly actually told you that you looked fat in that poncho?!

Girl 2 - Yeah, that chick is skilled in the art of bitchcraft, for sure.

by Uhlissuh December 9, 2012

Bitchcraft

When crafty women get together to create functional art without the interference of man's hungers.

There is no crying at Bitchcraft.
If you are bringing cupcakes, bring a dozen not five.
Bring your balls to Bitchcraft.

Me: hey girl? You coming to Bitchcraft tonight?
Fellow bitch: I'll be there and I'm bringing my hot glue and a box of wine.

by Crafty Bitch April 5, 2016

Bitchcraft

The tactics the a woman uses to win a man over

Bitchcraft tactic #24: Agree with everything he says in an argument then when he finishes unleash hell

by The Bitchcraft Manual August 10, 2010