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Bitch face syndrome 

A common condition where pulling a straight face makes you look like a serial killer.
Why do I look like I have bitch face syndrome? Uh oh! Looks like I'm gonna be a serial killer!

chronic bitch face syndrome 

Where there’s nothing wrong with you but everybody thinks there is because you have a bitch face
Omg that girl is always looking at me wrong . I think she has chronic bitch face syndrome

resting bitchface syndrome 

Or R.B.S. is defined as the thousand yard stare and overall uninterested, angry looking gaze that falls upon some women. Usually first diagnosed around age 20 it can both be genetic or influenced by ones environment to where the afflicted appears "bitchy" in absence of a smile.
Barb has a bad case of Resting Bitchface Syndrome