Bird that turd

The mild, less profane version of eff that ish. Birding that turd implies that you are giving the bird to that ish.

I was gonna do my homework, but bird that turd—House is on.

by hotspanxforhighranks March 12, 2010

Bird Turding

Slang believed to have originated in the North of England, bird turding means to talk nonsense, or to boast with nothing to back it up. Possibly derived via pigeon fanciers, telling someone that they are bird turding means that they don't have the facts and are basically talking bird shit. Telling someone that they "ain't bird turding" means that they have got it right.

"Winkies who try to aggrandise themselves using Urban Dictionary are just WOSPs."
"You ain't bird turding there, pal."

by AKACroatalin April 4, 2015

bird turd

Bird Shit, bird poop, bird doo

Although birds are pretty, one should never put out bird seed or bird food because that simply creates bird turds

by andy1 May 30, 2005

Bird turd

Semen that lands on someone when shot from a balcony or rooftop.

Oh shit, did I just get hit with a bird turd?!

by Sandmanski October 25, 2017

Bird turd

A Caucasian person

Look at that bird turd over there with the khakis and plaid shirt.

by JonoT02 February 22, 2019

bird turds

The secretion from the male penis when arroused.

"Darnell, you got bird turds all up in my weave".

"When i was younger, i would blow bird turds all over my rug, and then knee it in."

by Bertothegreat February 3, 2006

cowboy bird turd

The act of cuming on a girl then proceeding to spit your wad of chew on top.

My girlfriend was being a bich earlier, so after I fucked her I droped the "cowboy bird turd" right on her stomach!

by anarnie November 9, 2010