Bird Blindness
The inability to identify birds. Any birds. All birds look the same regardless of size, color, or other distinctive factors.
Bird Blindess affected individual: “what’s the deal with the parrot?”
Normal person “Thats an eagle…”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “hmm?”
Normal person: “It’s a bald eagle.. it’s the symbol of America… are you telling me you don’t recognize what bird that is?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Okay, you obviously have not read my dossier. I have bird blindness.”
Normal person: “Bird blindness?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “I can’t tell the difference between one type of bird and another.”
Normal person: “Okay but a duck and an eagle are two totally different sizes.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “yeah well they look the same size to me man”
Normal person: “what about like a hummingbird?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Tiny bird? Incredibly fast wings? Hovers?”
Normal person: “yeah! See?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Yeah I only know about that because I read it… to me they look and move just like any other bird.”
Normal person: “wow.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Bird blindess… it’s my soul weakness.”
Normal person “Thats an eagle…”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “hmm?”
Normal person: “It’s a bald eagle.. it’s the symbol of America… are you telling me you don’t recognize what bird that is?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Okay, you obviously have not read my dossier. I have bird blindness.”
Normal person: “Bird blindness?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “I can’t tell the difference between one type of bird and another.”
Normal person: “Okay but a duck and an eagle are two totally different sizes.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “yeah well they look the same size to me man”
Normal person: “what about like a hummingbird?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Tiny bird? Incredibly fast wings? Hovers?”
Normal person: “yeah! See?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Yeah I only know about that because I read it… to me they look and move just like any other bird.”
Normal person: “wow.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Bird blindess… it’s my soul weakness.”
Bird Blindness by ORODCUSTOMZ September 10, 2025
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