Bird Blindness 

The inability to identify birds. Any birds. All birds look the same regardless of size, color, or other distinctive factors.

Bird Blindess affected individual: “what’s the deal with the parrot?”

Normal person “Thats an eagle…”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “hmm?”

Normal person: “It’s a bald eagle.. it’s the symbol of America… are you telling me you don’t recognize what bird that is?”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “Okay, you obviously have not read my dossier. I have bird blindness.”

Normal person: “Bird blindness?”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “I can’t tell the difference between one type of bird and another.”

Normal person: “Okay but a duck and an eagle are two totally different sizes.”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “yeah well they look the same size to me man”

Normal person: “what about like a hummingbird?”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “Tiny bird? Incredibly fast wings? Hovers?”

Normal person: “yeah! See?”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “Yeah I only know about that because I read it… to me they look and move just like any other bird.”

Normal person: “wow.”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “Bird blindess… it’s my soul weakness.”

Bird Blindness by ORODCUSTOMZ September 10, 2025

bird bidness 

Bird bidness is a lifestyle and a state of mind wich is considered having always pure motion and getti ng on a state of greatness (being high on the pedestal) refering himself as a bird.

Word defined by poet and philanthropist Summrs.

Bird bidness, BBRRR

bird bidness by Maldostrocoop August 2, 2023