1.When autocorrect turns bitch into birch
2.What you call some one if they have a bushy bush (can be male and female)
She’s totally a birch
by IAmABoyThatsAll August 28, 2018
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When autocorrect refuses to let you cuss and corrects "bitch" to "birch".
Birch, you playing to much!
by skkeet2k17 December 14, 2017
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Birch Barlow is the fourth branch of government and the fifty first state
by Toby Da Pug February 06, 2019
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When you black out from drinking and usually wake up in a room or house that isn’t yours.
“Dude did you hear about Sean he drank so much and Birched last night”
by 802gang February 18, 2021
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When a white person cuts themselves to create lines on them resembling a Birch tree.
Jessica: "you are so ugly Jake!"
Jake: "Shut up, you Birch tree!"
by Shatblaster3000 October 31, 2021
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Some cunt that works at a very underpayed place. Calles people Pickel Boy. in his adult for he might be even mightier than Optimus Fusesed with Donald.d.trump. (will die as virgin)
Accquiers as yungling his masiv shlong wich he will use to deffend him self in CSGO.
"oh shit is robert birch run before he will fuck ur mom with his BOOMSTICK?"
by dickSchlongBiG September 08, 2020
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