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A game made by Irrational Games (Ken Levine likes to brag about it). It takes place in the late 1950s, in an underwater "utopia" of Rapture, which can also be called the Art-Deco Atlantis. It is due out on August 16-17, 2007 for PC and Xbox 360. Go to IGN.com or Gamespot for screens and amazing trailers.
Larry: "So, what game are you getting first for your Xbox 360?"

Li Hun: "BioShock, looks fucking amazing."
by TehSchvabbas May 12, 2007
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Only the most incredible, beautiful, heartbreaking interactive experience EVAR. One of the three main reasons why the 360 is the best system, the other two being Mass Effect and Xbox Live. BioShock = Win.
"Dude, you played BioShock yet? It's seriously h4x!"

"No, man, I'm an ignorant lump who only likes to play Halo. I'm not cool enough to play BioShock."
by lamplighter January 11, 2008
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An amazing next gen game made by 2k, where you, a middle aged man, travels to an underwater 'world' called Rapture, in which you get attacked by various creatures, most of them being "Splicers", but also the "Big Daddy", who protects the demon girls you meet up with throughout the game. Bioshock is now out for Xbox 360 and PC.
Person 1: Hey man, what's that you're playing?

Person 2: Oh, it's the new game Bioshock...it friggin owns dude.

Person 1: Sweet, how much is it?

Person 2: 50$

Person 1: NICE!
by coolperson336 August 23, 2007
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youre this bitch ass guy with a sweater going to see your relatives in a plane ride but then it crashes because even god hates you and then you go underwaeter and theres thios bitch who fuckin loves potatoes and then you do things that can be considered homosexual and then theres these fuckers called sploicers and bog doddos and these little bitches you can kill or save but who CARES
''dude have you played bioshock it's so amazing''

''no i haven't played bioshock because i'm an asshole''
by bootyshock December 25, 2011
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1. A super badass game that makes you kill crying people that are crazy and/or paranoid,Shoot gaint diving suits, and capture little girls

2. You life getting shocked...what were you expecting?

3. Something that would probably get confused for Biohazard(Resident Evil) in Japan.
Dude Bioshock is BADASS MAN!
by blahblahblah do you care? January 21, 2009
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A great FPS game, which sadly enough is defective by design. Buyers of the game will get to install it two times after which they are told they do not legally own the game anymore and need to buy a new copy. Also, their registry is now filled with possibly dangerous rootkit technology.
Hey man, this bioshock game is cool, but I bet it would look even cooler if I upgrade my system!
*upgrades system*
"You are not allowed to install this game, thank you for choosing 2K and SecuROM. Have a nice day."
by fishmeester September 01, 2007
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