biltema 

Where school gets all its stuff from. Biltema things are very cheap and therefore have "biltema quality".

Me: The school computer just started burning.
Teacher: Of course it did, it is from biltema

biltema by 10/10quality March 20, 2017

biltema 

Biltema is where all school gets all its stuff from. It is the best they can afford and for that reason it is not incredible

Me: Hey this comuter just crashed
Teacher: Yea, you opened a word document
Me: Are computers not supposed to handle such a simple thing?
Teacher: Yea if you buy it for more than €1 somewhere else than biltema

biltema by 10/10quality March 21, 2017

biltema 

A place Where you can buy shit for anything and also, you can finest of all hotdogs, the migthy "BILTEMAKÖRV"

Hey, do you wanna come with me to Biltema and get some biltemakörv?

biltema by TheMightyBiltemakorv August 5, 2017

Bruises and bitemarks

An awsomeness song

I love Bruises and bitemarks.

Bruises and bitemarks by Princess of darkness18748974 July 8, 2009

biltemakörv 

biltemakörv is a hotdog that you can only buy at the store biltema in sweden. the hotdog is just like any other hotdog, but its cheaper and costs only 5 swedish crowns. Approximately 5 cents.

Sven: Man, that biltemakörv was so utsökt!
Åke: And very billigt!

biltemakörv by themaztervirre November 24, 2016

Bultema 

A sexy beast and and a total player. Can Pwn anyone in his way. Hits homers with your mom every night.

Ryan O'toole is such a Bultema! Look at that playa!

Bultema by Jonathan Bultema May 20, 2008

bitemarks

things yourvampgirlfriend will give you,being incredibly tasty-looking,i have several on my chest,arms and neck.

*being released from the evil clutches of a "vamp"* ..."i do hope you cleaned your teeth!it's bad enough having bitemarks,without me getting rabies!"

bitemarks by _TwiTch_ May 3, 2005