Åke

A boy who is kind of dorky, but in a cute way. His smile makes you happy and he's really funny. He kind of wants to be popular, but he doesn't know that a lot of people like him just the way he is.

Or it's just an old man.

Girl: I think Åke is cute.
Other girl: That sounds like an old man.

by I'm Michael Jordan March 1, 2018

Åke

A person who encourages inner peace and well-being through their presence. But, however, grudges being reminded of their unique trait.

Average person: I love you, Åke.
Nice person: Would you stop calling me that!
Average person: You wil always be Åke to me.

by Grimey shucks August 1, 2017

Åke

A germanic male name. Meaning: Sword, father.

Hello Åke

by Constantine XI Palaiologos March 26, 2019

Åke

An old man who likes flowers and bakes them into cockies and then makes a smothie out of the cockies and an wild åke can often be very aggresive and if he comes close drop your pocket vodka so he will be distrated

o shit an Åke drop your vodka

o flowers be carefull an åke could be nearby

by le blob May 7, 2020

åke

Hes that guy you know THHAATT GUY. He always wears black boxers with a lot of höng hes a very well hung little boy and hEs long blond greasy arien hair flows in the wind whilst he rides a massive co.. horse
A horsecock
At sundown cuz he likes the view

Damn have you seen the new åke kid hes well hung boi
Yea im horny for his long greasy hair

by Greeneyednaziboi/girl no judgm October 9, 2020

Åke

Åke is the name of a typical Swedish guy born between the years 1970-1980 and 1995. He is usually obnoxious and thinks he's cool, ending up working in a McDonalds.

-Tjo bror, vad heter du? (Yo dude, what's your name?)
-Åke.
-Knulla din mamma (I fucked your mom)

by I came in your mother last nig August 11, 2021

Ake

You're name is probably Laken or Akenda Your goals in life are very high, and you are soon to be strong and caring. You are probably using the tiktok trend.

My name is ake how about yours.

by Laila Pickert June 17, 2020