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Bibologist 

1. An expert in the study in the Bible, together with history and translations of the Dead Sea scrolls.

2. A bible scientist
After studying translations of new papyri from the Dead Sea scrolls and studying the Bible, Taylor became a bibologist.
Bibologist by BeachTSLwater October 24, 2017

Marine Biologist 

A type of biologist vastly superior to land or sky biologists.
MB: your biology sucks, and you smell like fish
SB: screw you dude
MB: Marine biologist, I calls em as I sees them
Marine Biologist by Words-worthy September 9, 2012

Marine biologist 

Mf who drives his car into the ocean to get to his iob
“I love being a marine biologist” he said before slamming his car into a fish

Bikelist 

(Pronounced: 'bike-a-list') - Someone who rides a bicycle for both leisure and commuting purposes but with no understanding of or total disregard for the rules of the road/traffic laws. One who doesn’t use the proper hand signals when turning/slowing/stopping. A person who does not wear a helmet (or wear it properly). A person who chooses to act as a pedestrian when it suits him/her (i.e. riding on sidewalks, pathways, etc.). Someone who was simply given a bike by their parents and taught no rules or considerations.

Opposite of: Cyclist (– Someone who rides a bicycle for both leisure and commuting purposes while observing the rules of the road/traffic laws (very similar to those of motorized vehicles). One who pays close attention to his/her surroundings while riding and is respectful to the balance between vehicular and cyclist traffic. Some one who is fed up with having bikelists give them a bad reputation.)
Tom: "Look at that asshole over there. Riding his bike on that busy sidewalk."

Carlos: "Stupid bikelists!"
Bikelist by TrickTO July 30, 2012

marine biologist 

A profession that is named, if you are a complete ass clown, when asked what a person wants to be when he/she grows up
I want to be a Marine Biologist because I am the smartest person ever, and I also like having sex with fish.
marine biologist by Nick February 6, 2005

Thanos Chin Biologist 

A person who has been deemed qualified to identify if an individual has an ugly chin or jawline referred to as a “Thanos chin” in reference to the Marvel Character’s bumpy, deformed chin.
“Yeah he said that she had a Thanos chin. I guess he must be a Thanos Chin Biologist.”