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love bijection 

when everyone in one given group of people is dating or hooking up with exactly one person in another given group of people, and vice versa. in principle this is an analogue to a love triangle (whose terminology is mathematically incorrect)
Roommate 1: I noticed you never came home last night..
Roommate 2: Yeah I hooked up with this girl. Her roommate's hot too.
Roommate 1: Oh shit.. did you try to have a threesome?
Roommate 2: Hell no, I'm gonna introduce her roommate to you, then we can have a love bijection!
love bijection by fareastside March 1, 2010
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Bijeeing 

The act of continuously cutting a piece of food in half so it appears the leftover half is for others. For example, a cookie is split in half and eaten, then the remaining half is split in half again and one half is eaten. The process is repeated until half of a crumb remains.
In a sentence, "Hey, stop Bijeeing that cookie! We don't want to eat your leftovers."

"I don't want to look like a pig, so I'll just Bijee this piece of cake."
1.Don/Benevolent Dictator of the Automag based paintball mafia who states it is a just game, and is meant to be played to have fun.

We at all times play and act with honor and integrity. Even when we have the urge to smack the hell out of someone.

And lastly, we will not take any of this paintball crap too seriously. It is after all, only a game.

2. One having an overly large amount of testicular fortitude that can never be accused of being an empty sack or nutswinger.
Once one has joined the Mafia he has gone BigEvil.
BigEvil by Irish Evil December 27, 2009
A ship name for Billy and eleven from stranger things. It is the weirdest ship there has ever been. It’s worse than Blyer or Harringrove. It is a ship that even the website for pretty much any ships, fandom, dosent even have it. Lol MILEVEN FOR LIFFFEEEE. BTW i’ll get you the shirt dacre shirt lol
Cadence: I LOVE BILEVEN THEY ARE SO CUTE #bileven4life

Hailey: EW THEY ARE SO BAD TOGETHER

Cadence: No they are not stop it! I love them so much i even made them look like they were dancing at the snowball

Hailey: *eyeroll*
Bileven by I don’t ship October 28, 2019
A true man....tall ,handsome, clever and knows how to treat a lady right ...
Loves to post videos on TikTok

A true star
Dude1:Hey dude have you seen that brooding muscular hunk?
Dude2: Oh , are you taking about bijesh?
Bijesh by Greghardcorelulz September 8, 2019

bijection 

when you get noooooo bitches, that's called rejection.

so you turn bisexual... but you still aint pullin?

call that a bijection
Damn did you hear about Eissa? Turns out he's a bijection.

Damn what an L + bozo + ratio
bijection by madaret January 25, 2022